{"product_id":"the-demon-overlords-retirement-plan","title":"The Demon Overlord's Retirement Plan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Demon Overlord retires to farm turnips in peace, only to find small village life more chaotic than he ever could have anticipated. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e“A wonderful romp with a Dark Lord who gets a taste for Pratchett-esque small town living, assisted (kind of) by a floofy hellhound and a devious goat. Lots of fun!” ––Django Wexler, author of \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eHow to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGalornus Prime was the Demon Overlord. He had defeated the Hero and done everytihng worth doing - some of it more than once. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHis retirement plan was simple: get a goat, farm quietly in the small town of Lower Middleton, and avoid accidentally conquering anything. The plan didn't include soul-crushing town halls, after-school combat lessons with children, and an undergarment-based war with the rose-growing widow next door. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen corrupt officials and greedy merchants threaten his infuriatingly loveable neighbors, Galornus faces a new kind of challenge: saving the village without revealing he is the monster parents invoke to make children eat their vegetables.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Demon Overlord’s Retirement Plan\u003c\/i\u003e is a cozy fantasy with teeth, where the hardest battle isn’t defeating heroes—it’s staying retired and learning how to live after 444 lifetimes of villainy.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52738026504472,"sku":"9781538787823","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/2852\/6872\/files\/9781538787823_499c8.jpg?v=1789915292","url":"https:\/\/www.clearysbookstore.com\/products\/the-demon-overlords-retirement-plan","provider":"Cleary's Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}