Seriously F**ked Up Book Club Subscription

Happy reading weirdos! If you would like to guarantee you have a copy of our book club picks in your hot little hand the moment they are announced, or if you're avidly reading from home because you love everything we pick, this is the subscription box for you. Bonus: it comes with a book club discount! 

Each month you will receive a copy of the book we are reading with a 25% discount. 

A little bit about the book club: If you have a penchant for the weird and wonderful "so bad it's like a car crash I can't look aways from" books that owner Alison recommends, you've come to the right place. Think previous reading recommendations like For Human Use, Blob: A Love Story, Bunny, The Rabbit Hutch, Murder Bimbo, and Victorian Psycho. We're basically just doubling down on weird girl fiction. Each month we will select the weirdest, most f**ked up book we can find. Yay! 

This subscription box goes out the second week of every month.

The next club meeting is August 13, 2026 at 7:00pm. 
The book pick is Agnes Lives! by Hallie Elizabeth Newton.

ABOUT THE BOOK
A day-in-the-life debut novel about a fading socialite on the hunt for someone to kill her before her next SoulCycle class.

New York City, 2014. Agnes Maurer seeks a willing murderer and wonders what she should wear. Candidates include: an icy magazine editor with a special cutlery set; an eccentric designer from her past; and Agnes’s cruel novelist boyfriend. As she Ubers from Upper East Side shopping to Craigslist gun deals, Agnes’ desperation becomes an exhibition, a swan song of millennial sexuality as internalized abuse and consummate style, with the knob righty-tightened all the way.

Newton's prose is disturbingly fun, relentless, shattering. A crafted study of existential despair that culminates in a worthy, intense denouement.