We Never Have Sex Any More

This laugh-out-loud debut romcom about trying to keep lust alive in long-term relationships is perfect for fans of Sophie Kinsella, Mhairi McFarlane and Lindsey Kelk.

She’s got the perfect life—except for one tiny, awkward detail.

Lottie and Theo are the envy of their friends. The only couple to have met in real life, they have careers they love, a beautiful house, two adorable puppies.

But after seven years of marriage, what was once spontaneous and thrilling has been replaced by doomscrolling, falling asleep in front of Netflix and trying (read failing) to conceive. Lottie’s left wondering:

When did ‘not tonight’ become every night?

Then Lottie calls in to her favorite podcast (The Cliterati, hosted by ever-relatable Tilly Cooper) and her anonymous confession turns into a viral sensation, with thousands of women confessing their own tales of romance gone lukewarm.

Now Lottie’s juggling more than trying to find the perfect lingerie for date nights. Tilly’s talent agency has sent her an offer she can’t refuse—the problem is Theo knows nothing about the show or her confession.

It’s one thing being secretly sexless. It’s quite another being the poster gal for having it all—but not it.